Just for laughs
Katz's Law: Men and women will act rationally when all other possibilities
have been exhausted.
Gold's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Jack and Jill did it for the insurance.
The average women talks 50% more than her husband listens
It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
There are three ways to get something done. 1. Do it yourself. 2. Hire
someone to do it for you. 3. Forbid your kids to do it.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
What a terrible thing to have lost one's mind. Or not to have a mind at all.
How true that is.: Vice President Dan Quayle winning friends while speaking
to the United Negro College Fund
If at first you don't succeed, point and click again.--Ricky Lankford